daily yakkings of the famous two

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

the big hoo haa!

recently i read in newspapers about this popular blogger who apparently went for plastic surgery. i am a damn kepo lah so of cuz i go and see her site and woo she is daaammnn pretty lor! but dun understand why a lot of people would wanna "attack" her i think if she's happy (and has the money) to have surgery then so be it lah. haiya. singaporeans really got nothing better to fuss about. why they dun want to interview Bug? she also undergo surgery at Thailand what.. hahah!! to change her gender!! hahaha!! it was such a successful operation! hahahaha!!! New paper, Today, Straits Times yadda yadda come and interview Bug!! hahahah (very very self amused)

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

crazy woman!

There’s a lot of crazy people here at NL. Yup, clients, residents and lately I discovered, even staff! And guess who is the Psychotic Queen of NL, drum roll please! , it’s the receptionist!!!

Oh yea man, she is driving me nuts with her stupid oversensitive ness (got such word?!) and her “I’m-Never-Wrong” attitude. Really the Oh My God! Like that day, I really felt like pushing her out of the window but lucky ah we are located on the 1st floor! Wah lau I swear at the point I really would savour the moment watching her fall….. aah… ok lah sound quite sadistic but really man, at that moment……..

Know what happen, that day, I asked her how many elderly has sign up for the bowling activity we’re organizing and she said that ALL the members decided not to go. HAAAH? ALL? Quite amazing right? But I didn’t say much (I only asked “Hah? All?! Why!”) then this oversensitive woman was going like “I dunno! Not my fault what” with stupid long face that almost touch the floor! What the? And the whole day she went like “I dunno, not my fault” (plus long face and all). KNN (sorry!) !!! I really never say anything! I was so pissed I told her why she said that when no one is blaming her. And she kinda half yelled that “SOMEONE” will blame her. Another moment of wishing I could throw her out of the window…

Then later on, as we were leaving the office, this boy came up and asked whether he needs to pay for this competition organized by our sister centre and the crazy woman immediately said Yes $10. So I faster corrected her and said No need! It’s free! And holy mother of cow!!! She kinda went nuts again (seriously think she forgot her medication that day). She was like “I dunno! No body tell me what!” (“But I did! I told you.” I reminded her, half angry now) “No what! No one said anything! I dunno! I follow what the flyer said!” (“Ya lah but if they register with us it’s free!” 80% angry liao) “I dunno! Nobody said that what!” WAH LAU! *#&@($#*!?!!!??!! Does she really need to say it til like that? You don’t know fine. Altho quite frankly it was clearly mentioned AND there was EMAIIIIILLLL!!!!!!!

Adoi… and today she kept on nagging and nagging and nagging about who knows what ! Something about her having to do extra work every night but she never bring this up to Ms Kay, and how badly Ms Kay is treating her, or dunno what else lah. Oh my god! When will this crazy woman shut up!? It’s really frustrating!!! It’s so hard to ignore her when she buzzes continuously into your ears and even if you pretend like you’re busy she will STILL stand next to you and nag and nag and nag……. Ugh!!!

Saturday, November 12, 2005

New love

Another day of unable to work… I mean its really tough to work on a sat with not many people in the office …haha.. anyway wanted to intro all to my new love, sorry sly.. sorry creep(s) and so sorry ah dive … cause .. I am so sorry… when you see how cute he is and how charming he is in Stairway to heaven, you will also feel the same.. now my biggest rival is my sis .. anyway coming Monday is the last episode, hence, friends whom I had been ignoring for the past few months Mondays & Tuesdays, I will be back….
Meanwhile, enjoy him and you will know why I love him to bits… though I also cannot pronounce his name…




i am going to take up golf!!




green had never look so sexy....


so handsome!

Friday, November 11, 2005

werid pple

Oh man, I just had the weirdest conversation with someone, Ms Kay , am I impressed man,
I mean I knew pple who self entertain themselves (ok, I admit that I am one of them myself plus the other clown) but its just that I din know you can entertain yourself while speaking to other people in the phone, well then that’s just plain weird man!
I mean she called about some design that I submitted and she started blabbering like the only thing I ever does In the office is to wait by the phone for some weirdo to call, at least give me a subject mah…or tell me why you calling…

Ok, so I admit I was not really listening to her (I was in the mist of choosing my harry potter screensaver, very important you know) but she can yak on and add some laughter when I was just responding “hhmmm.ok.. ya..yah “ .. it feels like you know .. when you are young, you pick up a fake phone, or anything that suppose to resemble a phone den you pretend that you are having a fun conversation? THAT’S what she is doing!!! My god! And while I am ACTUALLY on the phone?! Hey dear weirdo, you should seriously start talking to real pple man, or find a friend? Maybe you should speak to another weirdo who like to speak just as much .. hey that familiar… I should introduce you to K**h and you guys can form a support group… yeah man.