Impressed!

Hey ..

Now to something lighter … aha
Hey! Here is the update on my “Big” date yesterday..
Yeah I went to my old poly cum OBS mate cum orientation junior’s OCS commission night yesterday!
Haa.. and I must say I did enjoyed myself.. haha.., yea, expected it to be boring but I must praise praise my junior lah.. he really set the standard man!

Okie.. I actually met him one day before the ball and he introduced me to his group of friends that we will be sitting together with on the day itself, so wun feel so weird, but it did feel like an induction dinner lah..* Gentleman point one*

Yeah, den he did a lot of these gentleman things that I did not expect… really though it was quite sweet.. dun be mistaken… its not that I like him more than a friend or I became his fan , but just have the “I will teach my son to do that man!” feeling after the ball … well, simple actions but did impressed me man! GUYS GOT TO LEARN MAN!
1. He picked me up from his home : serangoon( his place)  Choa Chu Kang ( my place) - (got off the cab cos I was still trying to set my hair ) waited for me  Choa Chu Kang  Sentosa ( the ball) …

I mean I knew guys that would not pick me (or us) up even though its eleven plus and its less than 500 metres in the dark lane of Sentosa man! ( bug you remember ? the chalet at sentosa!! )

2. he was really kind to open the door, hold the door, pull and push in my chair, accompany me to the toilet, nicely intro me to his friends and officers ( as my name ..not bug or clown ) , entertained me , din leave me to rot at one corner … and thats not all,
3. He controlled my wine in take ..( hey come on! There is like FREE flow of wine leh! * cheapo!* I though its quite nice of him …
4. He will take food for EVERY DISH and I just need to be serve.. never once raise my armpit to grab for food ( hha.. even though I suspect that’s the reason for serving e food) … and I forever get served first …
5. And the finale is that…. HE PEELED PRAWNS FOR ME! That was like… I wanna grab his leg and thank him man!

yeah man .. and den he sent me back again via cab to my place even though we live miles apart… I mean he could have made me go home on my own and msg him when I am back right… after all its 12 plus * mid night chaarge leh! *

wow.. I am so impress .. he really set the standard man! I am going for another commission ball this sat… wow.. the other guy gonna have a tough time to top THAT!

Impressed bug

DUn Be Afraid ...

Yo bug! Hey! Lets look forward to:

The day that we can use our new found aikido skills on moron
The day thatThe Twitch and Seafood have their eyes checked and kick moron out of the centre
The day where she discovered that the world does not evolve around HER
The day when she discovered that she is not as great as she thinks she is
The day someone comes and tell her “ butt out! You BIG PIMPLE ”
The day she becomes someone’s subordinate and her boss micro supervise her
The day the my dream of beating moron comes true

Muchhhaahahah!

*dieded*

i seriously need a break! im sooo sooo drained man... feel like suddenly my workload has increased.. rarr! maybe it's the fact that alice is taking a month long break for her prayers so i'll be taking over part of her duties (ermm part? it's like ALL her I&R cases *bloop*). or maybe it's the fact that she might not come back, and a newbie will probably come in & thus the pressure of being "senior"? maybe it's the fact that i have been issued a "challenge" by The Twitch and Seafood. seems like they would like to see more of my "leadership" side. The Twitch and Seafood dun seem to think that asking Moronic Boss this and that as a good quality. but how much of her real side have these two seen??

i tried to carry out certain activities on my own, but Moron always breathe down my neck and at the very end she'll take over the activity and "claim credit". but before i went ahead and disliked Moron, i did think "Is it my fault?" "Where did I go wrong?" "Was I too slow?" but i think i already found the answer (even tho Twitch and Seafood disagreed: "i think it's just miscommunication" *basket think im idiot is it*)... Moronic Boss is just unable to let go and trust me. i know now how Maeve felt and why she was determined to leave NL. if Moron let me fall down i would be able to pick and learn better right? hnn. in the end i look like the Dumbass and i guess this is what Moron want to achieve! basket! *punch fist into palm* i've heard stories of her doing such things it's quite amazing she will attempt to do this on the Incredible Me.

if she gave me a chance i will be able to prove myself
if she trust me i will be able to accomplish more
if she was a good leader i probably wont be typing all these rite

so ya lah bad leader, no trust, no chance so gotta work harder to show what im able to accomplish.

and that's why im so tired rite now and really really wanna go on holiday....

NKF ... ahaha

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learn from TV!

i learned something quite interesting from TV yesterday (i always learn from the TV my best friend *hug TV*)!

maybe you already know about this and i dont and that will mean that i am not so smart but then i've never been smart so it's ok!.. "One of our lungs is smaller than the other. this is to make room for the heart. it's like life itself. you always have to put the Heart first in anything you do."

*totally impressed*

FEMALE Bermuda

yo dudes..

yeah here i am at my sister's place, she have just moved in about 2 blocks away from my home ... ( yeah its THAT close that i can imagine my nephew crying from her home in the night..* nightmare) yeah, anyway i was thinking of using the "internet cafe" here lah... while waiting for that NKF show to show at 7.30 ... * to catch Shifu sleeping on TV again ..*

yeah.. just met bug, anglie, mela, shan and KT on friday ( my long awaited time off day) and is surprise to know that mela is leaving on the 20th! so fast!seems like everyone is going away... wonder when will weijun be back..?

Anyway, i feel that it was a good catch up session and i sometime wonder why we ain't so close with shan and KT during india.. hmmmm.... but den .. pple you are close during mizpah may not be close when we come back and at times the opposite happens too ... i mean its really harder to maintain these friendship when every one is back to their own busy life when we are back... so ..

anyway i was on my way to Westmall today.. i was wearing my bemuda hip hip pants .. ( that have been polluted by kelvin ) when i suddenly remember the time when me, vincent and joyce when to CK ( NOT that branded one lah) store at chinatown, me and ang brought one bermuda each ..( wanna wear for so urban challenge thing) ...

when i paid for mine, it was written on the reciept " unisex bermuda" - $7.90 ... wah.. when vincent saw that he din let me off and laught until he stomach that even the cashier knows that i am half guy half gal ...

TMD...

den when he paid for his .. it was written " FEMALE BERMUDA " - $7.90 ... i never laughed so hard in my life before and i bet he never feel so embrassed before...

haaa ... think about it i started to laugh uncontrollably at the MRT... i think the cute guy who was checking me out also got disgusted .. but i cannot help it! it just makes me laught.. and even miss sister ang..

den i decided to msg him a friendly msg... but till now.. he din reply.

hong ah.. hong jie...

being friends is actually fate ..( wah so drama)

from the first time i comment that your eyes are small ...
from the time we worked with serence for programmes mean for Yunna Trip..
from the time we went to sister island...
from the time we join all those games and contest which we never won...
from the time we all became X bugs and have super powers...
from the time you kanna poke in the eye and brough me to your d&d..
from the time you make fun about my mixed gender...
from the time you turn cranky and i turn impatience with you...
from the time we din really talk ...

it din come easy ...
why hang on to the last two points and forget all the rest?
it may be easy to be friends
but it the effort to continue to be friends that is hard...

come out man/mouse... whenever you are!

from the "unisex Bermuda"..