daily yakkings of the famous two

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Sorry everyone

Hi guys! sorry for the super slow update. before anyone gets excited i have news that will probably make a loooot of people hate / dislike / murder me. ok. here we go. *gulp*

I AM BACK EVERYONE!

yea that's rite. i am rite here at home in singapore. oookaay i hear lots of WHAT THE HELL and IS THIS A JOKE?!.

guys im really really really sorry. i know it's only been a week. i wanted to tell earlier but im so scared. i know there are those who even took half day (joyce! Bug! cash!), those who are late for their school stuff (victor! kevin!) etc just to come down to see me off. i feel like i've cheated everyone's feelings!! im terribly sorry everyone! *big IDIOT sign pointing to my head*

the reason im back isnt by choice. i was detained and questioned by the customs officer once i reached Heathrow. I was only released after being interrogated for about 9, 10 hours! In the end they thought i was not a "genuine tourist", that i was there to find work and earn their money (-_-). probably cuz A) i was there to stay for quite a while B) i didnt have much cash with me (i told them of cuz i wont carry so much cash with me, i have relatives and friends there so i transfered some money over) C) i carried lots of stuff with me (probably think i want to settle down there).

it was a nightmare man! the people there are sooo rude! they probably thought i brought a bomb with me cuz really, the way they checked my luggage, they took out every single item in my bag and asked about every item. and the way they questioned, they made me look like an idiot / poor bugger who cant afford anything!!! *imitate british accent* "How did you get the money to buy your air tix?" "How can you afford it when you're not working?" Savings you dumbass! and then there's the ... "Where do you intend to go in London?" and when i told her one of the places i woudl wanna go is Madame Tussaud "What's there in Madame Tussaud? What's there to see?" Wax statue. "Wax statue of who?" Of famous people you idiot!!! Oh my god. and so on.... and on... for a long long time. *pulls hair apart*

but i think in the end it was still my fault cuz i shouldnt have bring so many things, should just bring tons of cash and shove it at that cocky British Indian person's face (did you know 80% of those working in HEathrow are British Indians? And they are soooo arrogant! what's up with that man?! i really have a terrible impression of them... all of them!! dun care if they''re innocent or not!!) and most importantly should have never go there. i really really learn my lesson and i will support all Asian countries economy first, will only go ang moh country if i have a looooot of excess money OR im done touring asia.

guys. im really sorry. really really. all your time wasted on that morning. T_T and all your money buying stuff for me. i swear all your gifts they're all still in good condition! really! they're all still in their nice plastic bags. so i will definitely give it back to everyone soon ok? except vincent's chocolates. i ate all of them up :P sorry sis (am i still your adik after this?? >_<)!

guuuuysss!! i really am sorry!!!!!!!!!! aah and i haven even thank everyone for coming down that day! Joyce! Kevin! Cash! Vincent! Jason! Eunice! Mela! Victor! and also brother K.T for calling me eee im sorry i din even manage to get you a liverpool grass! and Angie! and especially my other clown partner... B U G !!!!!!!!

guilty clown Bug Mai is no longer funny

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